Ask the Young Master
{ it's ciel phantomhive motherfuckers }
Good day. My name is Ciel Phantomhive. Pleased to meet your acquaintance. Or..whatever. Maybe I can find time out of my busy schedule of doing absolutely nothing so I can answer all your silly, little pointless questions you may have.
Anonymous said:
Do you love Sebastian ??

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For the sake of my sanity, I will not be answering questions regarding my and Sebastian’s relationsip. If I can even call it that.

Anonymous said:
Your jerk level is off the charts mate. ((Which is a good thing.))

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I never said I was going to be nice.

Anonymous said:
((I had to make a new tumblr and I am so glad I found your blog again ;-; it's probably my favorite blog ever)) Ciel can you loan me sebastian for a few hours? I need him to clean my room. There is a cake in it for you any kind you want.

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Unless you need to kill off an entire army or fix an entire town after some natural disaster in minutes, you do not need my butler.

Anonymous said:
R u even the real Ciel Phantomhive hmmmm!!!!!

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Oh, damn, you caught me. I’m actually someone who took the time out of my day one random day and opened a Tumblr blog to answer all your questions posing as Ciel Phantomhive. Yup. That’s exactly right.

Anonymous said:
Your dead father is attractive

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His body has probably decomposed by now so you are saying you find a skeleton attractive.

Anonymous said:
Dear mr phantomhive I'm curious why you haven't invested in making toy guns they seem to make in a nice profit (for example nerf guns) sincerely anon

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It really isn’t wise to promote gun usage for small children.

And what the shit is a “nerf?”

Anonymous said:
Hello there Young Master, I didn't know you were into this kind of activity. You seem to take a liking to pleasing these 'fangirls' of yours. Is this why you have been skipping your daily lessons?

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Oh shit, they found me.

Anonymous said:
You're a little pervert

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Only when I need to be.

Anonymous said:
What would you do if you fell in love with someone else

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That won’t be a problem because I don’t get out enough to see anyone but Elizabeth.

Anonymous said:
Senpai

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Senpai will never notice you.