I never said I was going to be nice.
Unless you need to kill off an entire army or fix an entire town after some natural disaster in minutes, you do not need my butler.
Oh, damn, you caught me. I’m actually someone who took the time out of my day one random day and opened a Tumblr blog to answer all your questions posing as Ciel Phantomhive. Yup. That’s exactly right.
His body has probably decomposed by now so you are saying you find a skeleton attractive.
It really isn’t wise to promote gun usage for small children.
And what the shit is a “nerf?”
Oh shit, they found me.
Only when I need to be.
That won’t be a problem because I don’t get out enough to see anyone but Elizabeth.
Senpai will never notice you.
I’m only doing five.
- That Italian guy who tried steal money from me then got locked in my active oven.
- That one guy who kidnapped me. Try narrowing that down.
- That nun Sebastian had awkward sex with.
- A teenage Queen Victoria like what the fuck.
- And last and certainly least, a demon who is going to eventually kill me. Yay.